The following is an excerpt from "Freak Me" as performed by Silk.

Let me lick you up and down til you say stop.
Let me play with your body baby make you real hot.
Let me do all the things you want me to do.
Cuz tonight baby, I wanna get freaky with you.

So Silk is an old school R&B group from the 90's.
They're gonna be performing at Pechanga this month.
Please take into account that they're probably in their mid to late 30's and that they'll most likely be performing this song as it was one of their best selling singles.
Anybody else finding humor in this?

So yea.
If you haven't noticed yet, random post coming your way.
Slowly getting back to form. Multi-tasking skills aren't as up to par as they used to be.

Does anybody remember what the curfew was for the gremlins and feeding them?

A close friend brought up a good point tonight.
Why DON'T we have chinese food delivery here in San Diego?

Couple online friends peer pressured me into signing up for an online fuckbuddy finder site.
Even put together my profile for me and clearly made it known that I was a single male looking for single females.
So the first response I got the next day is a guy asking if I wanted a discreet blowjob.

Garage still broken, won't be fixed 'til Thursday.

Pussycat Dolls - Stickwithu
Doesn't really apply to me, but it keeps gettin' stuck in my head.
Their "lead singer" from Eden's Crush is beautiful huh?

Kinda like Rosario Dawson, which is one of the only things I liked 'bout Alexander.
Cuz I'm a bigger fan of the breasts than of the buttocks.

I am worth $2,264,094 on HumanForSale.com

Everyone deserves a good ego boost every once in awhile.
And a good hug.
Maybe even a good blowjob.
Definitely a good hug.
Possibly some cash.

Waaaay too much freetime on my hands right now.

'Til next time.

The Random Quote:
"Remember boys: Flies spread disease. Keep yours closed." - Band of Brothers